Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I came, I read, I filtched...

(from Ryan)

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
001. Renee'
002. Nay nay
003. Renesto

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
001. headoverhooves
002. joyful_zephyr
003. dark_lords_apprentice (yeah, there's a story behind that one)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
001. eyes
002. hair
003. smile

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
001. chin
002. boobs (I don't care what you guys out there say, having boobs sucks!)
003. overweight

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
001. German
002. Cherokee
003. English

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
001. boredom
002. Huge nasty hairy bugs
003. failing classes

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
001. food
002. water
003. fire

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
001. Purdue baseball cap
002. Sterling silver-made in Japan-quartz wrist watch
003. socks

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS [at the moment]:
001. 4HIM
002. Michael Buble'
003. Jedi Cowart

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS [at the moment]:
001. For Future Generations-4HIM
002. Feeling Good-Buble'
003. You Don't Know Me-Buble'

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
001. intelligence
002. honesty
003. freedom

TWO TRUTHS & A LIE [in no particular order]:
001. I've had a horse jump on my foot.
002. I've read every book in our local library.
003. I'm missing an internal organ.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
001. eyes
002. hair
003. smile

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
001. improv comedy
002. riding/writing
003. reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
001. learn violin
002. learn crosscountry or show jumping
003. win the lottery

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
001. aerospace engineer
002. stunt/test pilot
003. horse trainer

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
001. Croatia (Plitvice)
002. Colorado
003. Australia

THREE KID'S NAMES:
001. Howard
002. Warren
003. Gladys

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
001. visit a pyramid
002. fly a very very fast jet
003. live

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
001. I have the fashion sense of a garden slug
002. can't clean/cook, not interested in learning
003. Competitive to a very high degree

THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
001. I'm missing certain...equipment....
002. long hair
003. typically sensitive and understanding and sympathetic

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
001. David Duchovney
002. Mark Harmon
003. Neil Patrick Harris

So there ya have it! Hey leave me a comment if you know which is the lie in the "Two Truths..." part. Hee hee. :)

3 comments:

Ryan said...

TWO TRUTHS & A LIE [in no particular order]:
001. I've had a horse jump on my foot.
002. I've read every book in our local library.
003. I'm missing an internal organ.

TT&aL: A Logical Analysis
by Ryan Garwood

001. - In the past, numerous references in person and in your blog to you owning, taking care of, being fond of, being around, riding, and otherwise being associated with horses. Like most activies, with proper gear and caution, most injury is minimized- but accidents do happen. Animals can be unpredictable at time.

MOST LIKELY - TRUTH.

002. - A standard public library has approximately 9,000 (est.) books for use of the general library-card carrying public. An above average reader (in words per minute) would finish a 400 page standard size paperback in about 4 hours (100wpm). Also factor in reference books, such as chemical encyclopedias, reference books of science and mathematics, biographies, dictionaries, etc.

MOST LIKELY - FALSE.

(I could stop here and use process of elimination, but I'll keep going)

003. - Biologically, humans are fairly component-intensive. Nearly all of our internal organs have major critical homeostatic functions. A few vestigal organs remain, however, and can be safely extracted. This may be a trick statement- no specification of which organ, if it was surgically removed or born without, etc.

MOST LIKELY - TRUTH

Ryan said...

REVISION:

After careful consideration of initial estimates, a few cursory internet database searches, and a thorough dinner conversation, I have revised one of my estimation.

A typical American rural public library would (estimated) contain upwards of closer to 50,000 titles, at least. This furthers my acceptance of 002. being false.

Renee L. said...

Ahhh, how I love a good logical analysis! You used big words and everything!
You are indeed right T. Rex, 002 is false. I have read quite a few books from our good ol' P.L., but certainly not all of them.
Just for the record, (003) I am missing my gallbladder, surgically removed. That was a good time...