Friday, April 21, 2006

That's how it really happened...

...And that's one of the games that was played at last night's improv show. The phenomenon occurred at Hillenbrand Hall. It was touted as the Grand-Prix/Grand-Alternative alternative. Non-alcoholic refreshments were provided, and very much welcomed at that. I was able to film the entire show (lets hear it for my camcorder battery!), but it is a little shaky. About 5 minutes into the show I decided that the tripod just wasn't working out (to low, couldn't get the entire stage) and decided to hold the camera, which ended up working pretty well, except for when I laughed, hence the shakiness. But anyway:

~ "Hued" is a verb. eg The streets were hued with many colors.
This definition brought to you by Ryan in "Two Person Story"

And now, just for kicks:

Stolen from Ryan, who stole it from Sarah...

If you have 40 of these, then you are... Spoiled!
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom (do the other undergrads count as children?)
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store (HAHAHAHA!!! I wouldn't know designer if it bit me in the butt!)
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area (Geez, how much do ya need? Gimme a couple cans of pork n' beans and a sleeping bag. Well, and a can opener, and some clean water, and some toilet paper...- ok, ok, point taken.)
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard (The one at home counts right?)
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(x) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get (A wait list?!?! For a PURSE? Wait lists are for new livers and kidneys and such!)
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
(X) a horse (Heck yeah! My bestest boy, Tiger!)
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (HAHAHA!!!)
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money
OR( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way (HAHAHA!!!)
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity (I saw Robin Williams on TV once...)
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle (My grandma lives in Tacoma...)
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school (well...sorta, I was homeschooled...)
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Well there ya have it folks! And since this post is now ludicrously long, I'll wrap it up.
The moral children, of this story would have to be: short and sweet will get you far!

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